Suzanne's Top 24 Medieval Pick Up Lines 1. "Don't believe the rumours you heard about me . . . the Bubonic Plague didn't affect the important parts." 2. Nimue to Merlin: "I know a cave nearby that we can go to . . ." 3. The Medieval Scotsman's pick up line: "Come back to my place and I'll show ye what's under my kilt, lass." 4. Medieval comeback to a pick up line: "People get burned at the stake for doing things like that!" 5. "Why, I once speared ten of them with a single thrust!" 6. "My, that's an impressive weapon! Care for some target practice?" 7. The Damsel's pick up line: "You can rescue me any day!" 8. "They say I have the longest lance in the West." 9. The Wench's pick up line: "Park your steed in my stable, stranger." 10. The Prince's pick up line: "My rapier is longer than most knights' broadswords." 11. "Many damsels in distress have been saved by my sword." 12. "They call me the Dragon . . . want to find out why?" 13. Merlin's pick up line: "Come back to my cave." 14. The Damsel's pick up line: "I'm not wearing any chastity belt." 15. The Princess' pick up line: "Come search for treasure in my dungeon." 16. "Only you can tame my dragon." 17. "I'm a sword and you're my scabbard." 18. "It's like magic between us." 19. The Prince's pick up line: "Don't worry . . . if you kiss me I won't turn into a frog." 20. "Spend the night with this knight." 21. "They call me the Dragon . . . I can really make you hot!" 22. The Wizard's pick up line: "Let me cast my spell over you." 23. "Be my scabbard." 24. The King's pick up line: "I have a sharp point, and I don't mean the one on my crown." New Additions by Suzanne: 1. "Wouldst thou joust with me? I may not have a lance, but I know of one form of jousting where only one opponent need use his lance." By my friend Heather: 1. "Let me show you how a real man uses his sword." 2. "You know what they say about wizards with long noses . . ." 3. The Wench's pick up line: "Like a mare, I can be ridden for hours." 4. "They say a knight is always as hard as his armour." Fall 1995