A Hallowe'en Birthday Poem Once upon a time It was a dark and stormy night Tho' Hallowe'en was past There came an awful fright. It was November 4th In the early eve When the scary creature Ended her reprieve. Over the years she grew, And increased her power, Only to release it At one fateful hour: November 2 it was, A dark and stormy day, 5 friends had been invited To celebrate her birthday. She served out the cake One piece laced with poison The cake looked just delicious So everyone dug right in. One friend started to choke, Her face contorted with pain - With one last gasp she collapsed, Never to stand again. The Scorpion stood above her And laughed an evil laugh And for all to hear she cried: "That's what you get for writing a Halloween poem about me, Suzanne!" Happy Hallowe'en birthday, Heather! October 21, 1996